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Funny Friends Quotes For Instagram Captions

Funny friends quotes to make your day more fun.

Hilarious Friends Quotes For Your Instagram Captions

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo, never them go. – Unknown
No one will ever be as entertained by us as us. – Unknown
It’s important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to the friendship that we are not. – Mignon McLaughlin

Funny Best Friends Quotes

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places. – Mark Twain(Wikipedia)
Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected. – Charles Lamb(wikipedia)
If I send you my ugly selfies, our friendship is real.- Unknown
It’s hard to find a friend who’s cute, loving, generous, caring, and smart. My advice to y’all is, don’t lose me. – Unknown

Funny Best Friends Quotes

I’d take a nerf bullet for you. – Unknown
If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal. – Oprah Winfrey
Friendship is not possible between two women, one of whom is very well dressed. – Laurie Colwin

Funny Best Friends Quotes

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. – Elbert Hubbard
I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends. – Unknown
I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me. – Unknown

Hilarious BFF Quotes For Instagram Caption Pictures

Bests friends. They know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public. – Unknown
Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice. – Otto von Bismarck
I like you because you join in on my weirdness. – Unknown

Hilarious BFF Quotes For Instagram Caption Pictures

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with. – Robert Brault

When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, Damn, that was fun. – Groucho Marx
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. – Unknown

Hilarious BFF Quotes For Instagram Caption Pictures

We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence. – Unknown

I will text you 50 times in a row and feel no shame. You’re my friend, you literally signed up for this. – Unknown
You had me at ‘I hate her too. – Unknown
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap. – Unknown