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Funny Friends Quotes For Instagram Captions

Funny friends quotes to make your day more fun.

Hilarious Friends Quotes For Your Instagram Captions

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo, never them go. – Unknown
No one will ever be as entertained by us as us. – Unknown
It’s important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to the friendship that we are not. – Mignon McLaughlin

Funny Best Friends Quotes

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places. – Mark Twain(Wikipedia)
Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected. – Charles Lamb(wikipedia)
If I send you my ugly selfies, our friendship is real.- Unknown
It’s hard to find a friend who’s cute, loving, generous, caring, and smart. My advice to y’all is, don’t lose me. – Unknown

Funny Best Friends Quotes

I’d take a nerf bullet for you. – Unknown
If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal. – Oprah Winfrey
Friendship is not possible between two women, one of whom is very well dressed. – Laurie Colwin

Funny Best Friends Quotes

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. – Elbert Hubbard
I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends. – Unknown
I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me. – Unknown

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Bests friends. They know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public. – Unknown
Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice. – Otto von Bismarck
I like you because you join in on my weirdness. – Unknown

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Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with. – Robert Brault

When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, Damn, that was fun. – Groucho Marx
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. – Unknown

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We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence. – Unknown

I will text you 50 times in a row and feel no shame. You’re my friend, you literally signed up for this. – Unknown
You had me at ‘I hate her too. – Unknown
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap. – Unknown

Hilarious Best Friends Quotes For Instagram Caption Pictures

Friendship is so weird…you just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like ‘Yep, I like this one’ and you just do stuff with them. – Unknown
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. – Linda Grayson
We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes – Unknown
We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much. – Unknown
We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall , I will pick you up… after I finish laughing. – Unknown

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If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never them go. – Unknown
You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.
– Laurence J. Peter
Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental hospital. – Unknown
Real friendship is when you friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap. – Unknown
Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans. – Unknown

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Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine. – Unknown
One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention. – Clifton Fadiman
God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters – Unknown
Never let you friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time. – Unknown
If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything. – Unknown

Funny Friends Quotes For Your  Instagram Caption

Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard. – Unknown
I think we’ll be friend forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends – Unknown
Thank you for still being my friend, despite the fact that you are completely aware of every terrifying, raunchy, explicit detail of my life. – Unknown
We will always be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we will be new friends. – Unknown

Funny Friends Quotes For Your  Instagram Caption

I was an innocent being once…then my best friend came along. – Unknown
Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected. – Charles Lamb
Me and my best friends can communication with just facial expressions. – Unknown
It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’ – A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh
I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like in the leg or something. – Unknown

Funny Friends Quotes For Your  Instagram Caption

Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up. – Unknown
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. – Sicilian Proverb
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food. – Unknown
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive. – Unknown

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Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them and sometimes it’s good just knowing they’re there. – Unknown
Friends offer free therapy. – Unknown
We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence. – Unknown
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you. – Unknown

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Funny Friends Quotes

A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have. – Unknown
A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body. – Jim Hayes
I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship. – Unknown

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Funny Friends Quotes

You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident. – Unknown
Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone. – Unknown
Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry. – Unknown

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Funny Friends Quotes

I love making friends. I usually prefer to make them out of plaster and give them funny looking hats. – Unknown
Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. – Greg Tamblyn
Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop. – Unknown
Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’ – Cookie Monster

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Funny Friends Quotes

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them. – Unknown
I hope we’re friend until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people. – Unknown
You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang. – Unknown

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